I have it on good authority that Mark Foley will not be attending. I leave it to you to ponder whether that means anyone who doesn’t attend might be fairly considered a perverted teen cyber stalker. Birds of a feather and all that.

Oh, and for those of you who think the Fair Jessica doesn’t exist, she will be there too, well-prepped to answer the question “What the hell were you thinking?”

Also, as you may have heard TFJ is now an occasional contributor to PhiBetaCons.