I’m staffing up:

Consider this your first job application. No, I can’t write my way out of a paper bag. I can prepare all the US tax returns you expats will need to file. (Very complex returns that you wouldn’t want to trust to some software program.) And, I speak Italian, or at least I did when I lived and worked in Italy some 30 years ago. (It’s like riding a bike, isn’t it?) I lived not far from Vatican City. Rome’s a beautiful city, but the people in Napoli are much warmer — and the food is better. If you have time, be sure to visit Napoli and the Island of Sardinia. Give everyone there my best. They won’t remember me; but I’ll never forget them.