We are now establishing a National Review tipline for anyone with knowledge about:

1) Interns who take the new issue of First Things into the bathroom and leave it there.

2) Anyone who knows what happened to Kathryn Lopez’s life-size cardboard cut-out of Mitt Romney.

3) Who subscribed to the Tofu-of-the-Month Club in Rod Dreher’s name.

4) Who tried to sell the Wilmoore Kendall memorial couch on the personals section of Craigslist.

5) Where Rich Lowry really goes when says he’s off “fly-fishing.”

6) Who wrote the letter-to-the-editor to Commentary signed “John Podhoretz” imploring them to “deal honestly” with the question: “American Idol: Is It Good For the Jews?”

7) Who deleted all the Bach from Jay Nordlinger’s iTunes library and replaced it with Bachman Turner Overdrive.

8) Whoever keeps writing in the margins of every editorial galley, “Needs more cowbell!”

9) Who told Jonah Goldberg, he “Doesn’t need to work anymore so long as he ‘hangs out a lot online.’”

10) Who penned the graffito, “to Immanentize the eschaton call, 212 [redacted]” on the wall in the men’s lavatory .