Can anyone tell me what the %#*!&% we’re doing in Afghanistan? I’m darned if I know. I suspect the true answer is to be found in a certain old WW1 marching song.

Eight years in, and there is “heavy Taliban activity across 80 percent of Afghanistan“

Eight years, and we still haven’t figured out whom we need to bribe to keep al-Qaeda from setting up bases there? What’s so difficult?

And not only do the Obamarrhoids want to keep this futile war going, they want to fight it nicely, only hurting the bad people . . . who are, you know, so easy to distinguish from random herdsfolk. Sheesh. meanwhile our guys are getting maimed and killed in this futility.

For goodness’ sake, let’s distribute a few truckloads of greenbacks to the right people, then get the heck out of there.