I am a blithering moron. On the issue of c*l*p*rs (I understand I must not

mention them directly for fear of inciting Nick into a blizzard of

postings about jackboots, cranial volumes, breeding experiments, etc.,

etc.): I have just picked up a very nice pair from The Home Depot for

$9.92. Why on earth did this not occur to me? To ME?!

Whether

they are suitable for anthropometry, I shall find out; but I don’t see why

they shouldn’t be.