The conspiracy theory emails keep coming. Who knew the gullible were all dead?

Jonah, you are too cynical for one, capable of telling the truth. You are a carcass eating vulture, preying on the dead body of the gullible and should be ashamed of yourself (if you would have the capacity for it) and find a way of earning a living in a more honest, decent way! Stop lying, read the New Testament instead!