From the inbox:

You are all cluttering up the corner with your 8th grade class trip jitteryness. Haven’t any of you been on an airplane or stayed in a hotel before? And people are expected to pay good money to hang with a bunch of purile goofballs like y’all? If I wanted to be where it’s not happening I’d be hiding under the Cruise/Holmes bedstead. It’s so obvious that you hate the whole fundraising gig and Jonah especially is behaving like one of those Trevor/Day snots on the upper west side, so superior in their cocoons. So underpriveledged.

Nevermind, Mr. Wolcott–this guy’s got your shtick down. This afternoon’s posts=Jonah and Kathryn procrastinating while writing and editing. That is what The Corner exists for, isn’t it?