And here was Kentucky Jason’s original email:

Ok, here goes. As was revealed to us in The Matrix Reloaded, many controls were included in the programming of the Matrix to keep humans from rejecting the program. Naturally, a bunch of scared little humans won’t put up much of a resistance, so vampires, John Kerry and other scary beings were introduced to keep the population in line. Of course, the vampire population became very difficult to control, what with their drinking, smoking, and consumption of non-FDA approved blood. These habits greatly corrupted numerous subroutines and generated random bugs such as the failure of a vampire to appear invisible on camera. The Anya-Spike incident you mention is one example of this, as well as of the degradation evident in so many vampires and demons. Many humans have unwittingly engaged in amorous activities with such creatures inside the Matrix. Disgust over this causes those who have been freed to be especially careful in who they shack up with, many times confining their sexual experience to members of their own subculture, as small as it may be. This, of course, preserves racial distinctions longer than they would otherwise stick around. Sure, this practice may sound a little irrational, but you’re not hard-core unless you live hard-core!