Bono Backs Giuliani (scroll down)? BONO? Oh thank goodness that was MARY BONO. This presidential thing could have gotten a lot closer to being over early real quick if it were an Irishman who endorsed Giuliani. Phew.

Though, that said, the rock star’s fondness for Rick Santorum didn’t do much for the senator in November (although it also wasn’t exactly piped from the rooftops early and often).