Since the 78-year-old lawyer is in ok shape: Three jokes to be on the look out for, off the top of my head:

• Since wholesale Social Security reform failed, Cheney is taking a retail approach.
• Afterwards, Cheney said two words: “tort reform.”
• Clearly, this is further proof that the administration needs to work harder providing adequate body armor.

And, Three of the Top Ten Things He Said Afterwards:

• “I thought it was Pat Leahy.”
• “Let’s have no more talk about independent counsels.”
• “Pull!…Oh, that was the last lawyer?”