In my formal capacity as the NRO Ombudsman (waves badge in front of

everyone, raps on deck with ceremonial Ombudsstick) I hereby declare all

talk of the Modern Movement, both pro and con (and what a con it was! — no,

no, sorry, that was just a lapse) to be definitely, absolutely, and finally

OUT OF BOUNDS. **Especially** that bloke who did the “Cats” lyrics. Nobody

who has been within a mile of Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber, even in spirit, is

fit to be discussed on a classy website like this one.