Kathy Griffin, the comedian, who recently entertained troops in Afghanistan, and who hated the speech last night, says that “despite what the president said last night, the women in Afghanistan are absolutely still in burkas.” It’s all official now, then: The war is a failure. Thanks, Kathy, for clearing that up.

She was acually on Fox to talk about Celebrity Mole, on ABC Wednesday nights, but she didn’t come without cue cards to emphasize words she wanted to teach the president to pronounce (nuclear, pennisula).