“Navratilova defended the ‘right’ of sheep to be gay. She said: ‘How can it be that in the year 2006 a major university would host such homophobic and cruel experiments?’ She said gay men and lesbians would be “deeply offended” by the social implications of the tests.”

O-o-o-kay, Jonah, so now I have to worry about the right of sheep to be gay?

Will someone please stop the world? I wanna get off.