My inbox is on fire with e-mails from livid conservatives who watch MSNBC (2). Apparently, at the end of the last hour, Mike Huckabee called for a national smoking ban. One e-mail:

If Huckebee is the nominee, I may not vote for him. A national smoking ban? We are at war, the Dow is suffering, but Mike Huckabee believes it should be the priority of the President of the United States to tell restaurants and bars what to do as a matter of national policy?! Why not a national seatbelt law or national helmet law, because, you know, the President has nothing better to do. Maybe President Huckabee can tie my shoes and tuck me in at night, too.