“I would like to inform Jonah that all guys named Todd are NOT gay. I

present myself as exhibit #1, happily married for 6+ years with a 6-week-old

son. It is this kind of sweeping generalization that shows Jonah CANNOT

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be left in the corner without adult supervision.

Kathryn, where are you when we need you? ” Signed, of course, Todd.