A reader informs me I need to get with the program:

In Highlarious IV, you wrote
>>it’s reporting what is incandescently obvious….
Using “incandescent” in such a manner is irresponsible, because
it implies that incandescents (the Devil’s lights) are brighter than
compact fluorescent bulbs, which don’t kill Mother Earth or
cause natural disasters.
Such language enables America to cause more Darfurs and
Katrinas by not encouraging people to use compact fluorescents.
From now on, please use the following, DiCapprio-approved (and
factually more accurate) term “it’s reporting what is compact fluorescently
obvious…” or expose yourself as a shiill for Big Lighting.
We’ll be watching!!!!!
Society for a Brighter Future Through a Dimmer Today