We assure you, there will be many who will try to book a cabin on the National Review 2010 Post-Election Caribbean Cruise in the next few weeks only to find themselves frusterated, incredulous, and head-banging-the-wall furious when they find out 1) there are no cabins left, because 2) they waited too dang long to make a reservation. There will not be a mop closet, a luggage crate, or an empty deck chair to be had. Comrades, we are fast approaching a sell-out. Consider yourself duly warned. Reserve one of the few remaining cabins at www.nrcruise.com.

And now, for first-time cruisers, we are happy to present this training film: