Thursday’s opening of the Clinton presidential lie-brary is bound to be riddled with bad puns and double entendres. We can declare the race open today with the following news from the Washington Post’s gossip:

“But what to do on Wednesday night before the big ribbon-cutting? That was a quandary until Washington lobbyists Craig Smith and Matt Gorman drummed up their ‘Late Night in Little Rock — A Clinton-Gore Celebration,’ to be held at the Little Rock restaurant Sticky Fingerz.”