Boy, I am glad I’m not Politically Correct. The mental contortions these

people have to go through must be very tiring.

See the front page of today’s New York Times, for example. There is an article about male-homosexual couples raising children. It very often happens that one half of the couple quits his job to stay at home looking after the kids. In fact, theTimes wants us to know, “The percentage of men who stay at home is significantly smaller among married heterosexual couples.” (MESSAGE: Homosexuals are morally superior to the rest of us.)

But wait a minute: what about all those years of the Times harping on the need for day-care centers so that American mothers would not have to sacrifice their careers to debase themselves with child-raising chores? Isn’t sauce for the gander sauce for the goose (so to speak)? You figure it out, I can’t be bothered.

Oh, then I turn to the Metro section of the Times and read this. Homosexual men are dosing themselves with something called “crystal meth” so that they can party in bath-houses more single-mindedly. “Even a small amount, about a quarter gram for $60, can propel a user through a weekend devoid of sleep, food and self-preservation.” Unfortunately, the drug seems to do something to the ingester’s sense of personal responsibility. “Dr. Howard Grossman, one of the city’s best-known AIDS specialists, said more than half the men who test positive in his private practice blamed methamphetamine. ‘This drug is destroying our community,’ he said. ‘It just seems to be getting worse and worse, and no one is doing anything about it.’”

But wait a minute: I thought it was un-PC to suggest that the private practices of male homosexuals had anything at all to do with the spread of AIDS. I can certainly testify that whenever I have made the connection in print or pixels, I have come in for withering scorn from the homosexualist lobbies. AIDS (they tell me) just falls from the sky. It has nothing whatsoever to do with homosexual sex practices. Perhaps someone should tell Dr. Grossman this.