At the Houston airport (George Bush International, heh) the security personal asked me (not quite a la Brad Pitt in “Seven”) “What’s in the box?”

I said “Pee-Cann pie.” Half of them joked about how they would have to confiscate the pie. The other half harrangued me about my pronunciation. One lady even said to a colleague “…he said pee-cannn pie!” If they weren’t laughing, I would have worried more about receiving some cowboy justice for my effrontery.