There once was a handsome young Msgr.

Who was told “I have trouble upsgr.

face, good cleric,

For though you sound not hysteric

You’re a dead ringer for the actor Chaney-Lsgr.”

A lady once met a Msgr.

Who told jokes both blue and obsgr.

She said, “Show some control,

Or you won’t be so droll,

When you find my knee in betwgr.”