You may enjoy this โ€” itโ€™s from the Newark Star-Ledger, here:

Maysoon Abdelhady says she is the perfect Democratic National Convention delegate.โ€œI was recruited because Iโ€™m a woman. Iโ€™m a Palestinian. Iโ€™m a Muslim. Iโ€™m disabled and, because Iโ€™m 30 and still not married, people think Iโ€™m gay.
โ€œI told all that to the head of the New Jersey delegation but she said, โ€˜Excellent โ€” you fill every quota we have!โ€™โ€

Perfect.