In a move that proves that fiction can never ever compete with real

life, O.J. Simpson is signing autographs at a comic book convention in

Los Angeles this weekend. NecroComicon

allows fans the opportunity to get an autograph and pose for a picture with the Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer for the bargain price of 95 bucks.

But Sunday only, the real coup for fans of the knife-wielding halfback

and actor presents itself — Al “A.C.” Cowlings also will appear. I’m thinking of buying a

white Bronco and having them both sign it! (Thanks to

californiaconservative.org for the heads up.)