Todayโs Impromptus is headed โRefuge in pluralism, &c.โ What is the answer to our nationโs polarization? Pluralism. And, related to that, federalism. Or if those things arenโt the answer, they are at least a hope.
Let Texas be Texas, let California be California. Let Arkansas be Arkansas, let Oregon be Oregon. Within limits, of course. We had a civil war once, didnโt we? The questions can get tricky.
In any case, I also write about the Met Gala, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and other fun things.
Those interested in music may like my โchronicleโ in the current New Criterion: here. I also have a new episode of Music for a While, here. In this episode, I play a track from Alexei Lubimov, the Russian pianist (and harpsichordist). Last month, he was playing at an anti-war concert in Moscow. The police burst in to shut the concert down. (They claimed a bomb threat, which is an old tactic.) Lubimov kept playing until he had finished his Schubert impromptu. What nerve he showed.
Letโs have a little mail. On Monday, I had a piece about art and politics โ various aspects of that multifarious question. A reader writes,
Mr. Nordlinger,
. . . My contribution along those lines: I love Ben Sasse, but I wouldnโt pay a dollar to see him play the piano (unless thereโs something about him that I donโt know).
Another reader writes,
Jay,
The Billy Joel lyric you cited โ โBut you can make decisions tooโ โ is from โAnd So It Goes.โ Inexplicably, it is not considered one of Billyโs greatest hits, though it is one of my favorites. Glad I am not alone. We struggle with the art vs. artist issue most intensely with Michael Jackson. Is it hypocritical to make an exception for โSmooth Criminalโ?
Ha, thatโs good. By the way, many of the pop songs I know, I know because the Kingโs Singers have sung arrangements of them. That includes โAnd So It Goes,โ a regular encore of the group in the United States.
In a recent Impromptus, I had an item about officiating in youth sports โ itโs getting uglier and uglier. Not the officiating, but the abuse of officials by parents. Including physical abuse. Fewer and fewer people are willing to do the job. Who needs it?
A friend of mine writes,
Iโve been an official (baseball, basketball, lacrosse) for over ten years now, and we are experiencing the same issues in our region: abuse of officials, people quitting or not signing up. We are having to go with a single ump for some baseball games to avoid cancellation.
I have a theory about youth sports that may help explain the attitudes and actions of todayโs parents. Youth sports has turned into a billion-dollar business, much of which is based on the completely false assumption that โmy kid will get a college scholarship if he/she plays for X travel team,โ and that assumption is cultivated by the coaches and companies that profit from selling that snake oil.
So, if you are a parent (perhaps prone to emotional and physical outbursts) who has spent tens of thousands of dollars trying to secure this mythical scholarship and your junior/senior son/daughter is not flooded with college offers, that frustration builds and suddenly itโs the umpireโs fault that youโve wasted two years of tuition money on a pipe dream.
Or, maybe some people are just jackasses!
Yup. (Iโm going with Door No. 2.)
A reader sends an email with the Subject heading โPolitics and first base.โ Interesting. He says,
Jay,
I was reading your comments about our national pastime of vicious politics โ our side vs. their side; if we do it itโs good, if they do it itโs bad โ and it reminded me of that timeless conceit in the game of baseball, when the home crowd roundly boos the visiting pitcher for checking the runner on first base, but then considers such checking essential when the home pitcher does the same in the bottom of the inning.
The difference? In baseball, itโs playful theater, and in politics, itโs deadly, humorless stuff.
Readers, I thank you. Again, todayโs Impromptus is here.






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