I have had e-mails chiding me for writing “Roll Tide!” with a lower-case

“t.” To a lot of people, this is REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT.

Well you can rob my house,

Steal my car,

Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar,

Do anything that your heart can dream,

But ah ha honey don’t diss ma team…

(Apologies to Carl Perkins)