Hah! Rich discovered his inner Village Person after all and wisely wore chaps for pheasant shooting.

Rich, I didn’t both offering after you turned up your nose at the offer of my chaps (and bolted from my gear room with a wild look on your face), but had I known you’d take to the field unarmed, I’d have let you take my Berretta 12 gauge field gun with you. It will make a Manhattenite look like Buffalo Bill in one pull.