Andrea Peyser in last Friday’s New York Post (America’s Newspaper of Record):

“In a TV show airing next week, [former New Jersey Governor Jim] McGreevey boasts, in nauseating detail, to Oprah Winfrey – who else? – that as his long-suffering wife was recovering from giving birth to his spawn, New Jersey’s chief executive was busy getting buggered.”

Hey, that’s my word you’re using, lady!