Ooookay, I venture into baseball-related topics with some trepidation (Rich, K-Lo, Shannen, be kind, please) and perhaps I’m missing something here, but why, exactly, is it the business of Congress to investigate (on our dime) steroid use in baseball?

“Critics say muscle-building steroids have…provided young fans dangerous role models.”

Ah yes, “the children.”

I might have known.