Robert Mugabe admits that most of the land “liberated” from white farmers by

his gangs of activists has returned to the bush, and is now unproductive.

Never mind, though, says Cap’n Bob: “This was the price that Zimbabwe would

have to pay to redress the wrongs of the British colonial era.”

In other words: It’s too bad our country is starving and bankrupt — but

hey, at least we poked a finger in Whitey’s eye, didn’t we?