I have received an e-mail forward indicating that the anti-war group Veterans for Peace will be submitting a 5,000-page impeachment petition to House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich.) as early as this Thursday. Sounds impressive, huh?

Well, maybe not. They will be submitting it with just two signatures on each page, for a total of 10,000. A bit less impressive — in fact, it sounds like they’re planning to make war on American forests. (Maybe they’ll at least use recycled paper.) From the e-mail:

The next thing we will be called on for support is joining Mike Ferner when he presents 10,000 signatures demanding impeachment of the president and vice president to Rep. John Conyers. This will be printed on 5,000 pages (2 per page) so it should be impressive and heavy.

Next week, I’ll be writing a 450-page piece on the election — two words per page. I recommend it, as it will be both “impressive and heavy.”