I keep seeing this commercial for Angels & Demons, out today, in which the narrator says that Angels & Demons is even “better than The Da Vinci Code!” Okay, but didn’t The Da Vinci Code, you know, stink? I do love these sorts of grade-on-a-curve standards though. “Less uncomfortable than a penile catheter!” “More enjoyable than BWI airport!” “Best gas station sushi bar in the southeast!”