Occasional NRO writer Scott Belliveau e-mails:

I truly believe that the George Bush doll will be at the top of every
red-blooded American youth’s Christmas list. But, what about progressive
parents and children, don’t they deserve a doll, too? I suggest, therefore,
the John Kerry Doll. Clad in a Navy uniform, he’ll come with a set of
detachable medals that he can throw–as well as a spare set that he
won’t–and “lucky hat” secreted in a briefcase.