Reader Kerry J.S. is on the spot with different lyrics for the stoned/Gap Obama video. It should probably be performed just as earnestly and with the same array of multi-racial talent, plus, maybe a few old people.

I want to live in an America where ants and rain never bother my picninc.
I want to live in an America where ice cream and beer help you take off the pounds.
I want to live in an America that is only visited by friendly space aliens like
ET and Spock, not bad ones like Predator and the body snatchers.
I want to live in an America where it’s never too hot in the summertime and winter
always has enough snow to be pretty but not enough to make the roads
dangerous.
I want to live in an America with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
I want to live in an America where cellophane flowers of yellow and green are towering
over your head.
I want to live in an America where newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
waiting to take you away.
I want an America where you can get your dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
I want to live in an America where you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.Obama! Obama! Obama!!!! (swinging arms above head as if thisis dancing, and managing to ooze sincerity out of every pore).