From a reader:

Man, that was some game, wasn’t it? I feel kinda stupid for betting 200 dollars on the outcome though, since they don’t keep score and there don’t seem to be any rules. What the hell was I thinking?
That terrier mix was pretty useless, wasn’t he? Lying on the 40-yard line for minutes at a time. “GET UP STUPID,” I’d yell at my TV. “PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME!!! WHAT ARE EVEN YOU DOING?!?!”
I’m sorry to say that the officiating didn’t improve from last year’s game, which (as I’m sure you’ll remember) ended on a very controversial interference call. Still, I’ll take that over the shame that was the inaugural Puppy Bowl. I don’t care what the Senate investigation found, I still maintain it was fixed.