will be the reason you guys buy my book (which doesnโ€™t actually exist and isnโ€™t really in the works) after all my endless, annoying shilling of things like LEGACY and NR DIGITAL and NRODT and FLORENCE KINGโ€™s NEW COLLECTIONโ€ฆ. (Imagine the books that could be written in place of shilling timeโ€“alas, I must stand athwart history yelling BUY!)