I’m sorry the Canadian “Human Rights” Commission didn’t get to this one first. Instead, from Down Under, an arresting headline – “’Gay Dog’ Refused Entry To Adelaide Restaurant“:

An Adelaide restaurant that refused a blind man entry because a waiter thought his guide dog was “gay” has been ordered to apologise and pay compensation.
Ian Jolly was told he could not take guide dog Nudge into the Thai Spice last May because a member of staff objected, The Sunday Mail reported…
“The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog,” the owners said in a statement to South Australia’s Equal Opportunity Tribunal.

“Desexed to become a gay dog?” I think you’re just digging the hole deeper there, fellers.