A reader alerted me to this, from The Federalist Paupers:

“There Is Only One God And Jonah Goldberg Is His Prophet”

And don’t you forget it!

Update: From a reader:

Do you get like a quarter or something every time some nut sends you hate mail? You just have to know some humorless humps are going to send something truly vile over that reference even though you’re not the author.

No, but if someone is giving out money to those who get hate mail, I would very much like to sign up for that service.