E-mail:

“Subject: It’s not the hands on the hips that you have to watch out for…
It’s the pelvic thrusting…
“It’s just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane.
Let’s do the Timewarp again!!!”
Can we safely assume that any re-enactment of Rocky Horror scenes/numbers by any diplomat is out of line?