From a reader:

Thanks for the link. It lead me to one my new favorite quotes: Women would rather have a dead Steve McQueen than a live Ben Affleck. The exclusion of Steve McQueen, of course, invalidating the list. Bryan PS: Speaking of Hummers, can’t we shortcut a few tedious years and replace the words “auto” and “car” with “Gaia-Molester”? Jump ahead of the crazies?