K-Lo: I think that’s right. However, Cablevision, my “service provider”

(hooo-hooo-hoooo!) randomly shuffles the numbers of the channels two or

three times a year, so I settle down to watch O’Reilly or Malcolm and find

myself looking at Animal Planet. Who knew baboons had that much fun? “Life

is unfair.” Kids don’t have these problems. Cablevision has agents posing

as Ob-Gy nurses in hospital delivery rooms, implanting chips in the brains

of newborns so they will always know how to find Nickelodeon.