At least Sullivan isn’t insinuating that the entire episode is a conspiracy to involve the U.S. in a war with Iran. I give you Rosie O’Donnell on The View:

ROSIE: There were 15 British sailors who apparently [pause for effect] went into Iranian waters, and they were seized by the Iranians, and I have one thing to say: Gulf of Tonkin. Google it.

This latest conspiracy theory follows hot on the heels of Rosie’s recent, unsurprising experimentation with 9/11-trutherism.