JJM, your reporter’s name is really Robby Soave? What a cool one. “Soave,” in Italian, is of course related to “suave”: “sweet,” “gentle,” “smooth,” etc. “Soave sia il vento,” from Mozart’s Così fan tutte, is one of the most perfect stretches of music extant. (Try this video, if you like.)

“Robby Soave”: the kind of name you’d change your name to. Anyway, a cool and lucky byline.