Jonah & John, I love that “IMAGINE PEACE” sticker because it advertises a total failure of imagination – a failure to imagine that there could be anything out there that might ripple one’s complacent parochial self-absorption. So I always roar my head off at that one.

With “9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB” (a big hit with Vermonters), I like to put on my reflector shades, pass them slowly and then appear to be calling in the license plate. As for the rude ones, I don’t really approve except possibly for “FOR A SMALL TOWN, THIS SURE HAS A LOT OF A******S”, to which a remarkable number of my fellow Granite Staters seem partial.