A different, but equally faithful, reader: โ€œNellieโ€™s comment should not

have been a revelation, John, as the ying/yang of eiuw/non-eiuw appears in

other disciplines. For example, thereโ€™s the politics of the eiuw party

(pets named โ€˜Splashโ€™ and Oval Office liasons), and then thereโ€™s the non-eiuw

party.โ€