Thanks, Cliff. I had wondered where I got that nutty idea from. Shep dropped it during one of his on-air flirt sessions. Of course. Excuse me while I get ready to be indoctrinated some more from the most-focused crew at Fox and Friends. I know what they’re all about now, though (Fox and Friends First? Liturgy of the Hours–you’re late!). That game’s up.

And, yes, I know this isn’t funny. But I had typed it up already when I should have been editing something of actual substance, and well, there you are.