Alas, I don’t always hear “that’s a keeper” either. Here’s one I got Friday:

What happened to you, man????
Are you doing coke or something?? Your column has
really sucked lately. I mean, your stuff was always
neocon yid bull s**t, but your writing was somewhat
enjoyable. Now, you just ineptly run on and on about
the stupidest stuff. Why don’t you retire? Go work for
PNAC or Likud or something? You’re a bore.