This email captures the tenor of most of the reaction so far to today’s column. It’s better than being told it’s idiotic and will never happen, I suppose:

Dear Mr. Goldberg,
I think your idea is brilliant! I also believe it will happen right after I see pigs fly by my window in Nashville. What chance do you think it has of happening? Considering the tornadoes we’ve had recently, pigs might fly by sooner than I expect. Anyway, I love your writing and look forward to more good ideas.