JPod, re the Captain and Tennille performing “Muskrat Love” at the White House for the Queen and President Ford: it’s true that Her Majesty didn’t care for it, but the great Toni Tennille herself told me some years ago that the Duke of Edinburgh tapped his foot with enthusiasm. I don’t think it’s possible to tap your foot to “Muskrat Love”, unless you’re trying to ward off cramp.

Still, I agree this isn’t the sort of song the White House should be putting His Royal Highness through. Miss Tennille should have done “Do That To Me One More Time (Once is never enough with a man like you)”.