Don’t forget NARAL Pro-Choice America, the clunky substitute for an old name that referred to “abortion.” Everything has been smooth sailing for the cause since the switch.

Update: Reader S. H. writes in to remind me of the “American Association for Justice,” formerly known as the Association of Trial Lawyers of America. “I like to think they wear capes and masks and meet at a Hall of Justice with teen sidekick interns while trying to decide who to sue next …”