Sooooo much email about the Penguin Batting link (I know, I know the future of Democracy is at stake tonight, blah blah blah. But my email runs 9 to 1 ‘guin battin’ to NH primary info). The best reported score so far, 326. But I like this email:

Mr. Goldberg,
I’ve been an avid NRO reader for about a year now, but have never subscribed to NRODT (although I asked for a subscription for Christmas but didn’t get it). I’d like to sort of blackmail you for a Corner post.
If you report my Penguin Batting record (322.9) on the Corner, I will have the satisfaction of knowing that I influenced many, many people into spending a few more minutes on the game trying to beat it, and in return I will subscribe to NRODT. Otherwise I may never subscribe. OK, I probably will, but I won’t convince my friends to do it.
Including my name is not necessary.
Thanks,
Jake [Last name withheld]